No Chance Marketing
Book a Strategy Call

Let’s See If
We’re A Fit.

Twenty to thirty minutes. We look at where you are and tell you honestly whether we can move the number that matters — including when the answer is no.

What Happens
After You Send This

Within one business day

You get a reply from the owner with two or three times that work, or a straight answer if we’re not the right call for you.

On the call

We go through your market, your competitors’ feeds, and what you already have running. Bring numbers if you have them.

No commitment

You leave with a plan whether you hire us or not. There is no deck and no second “closing” call.

Reach us directly

Retainer only. Ad spend is paid to the platform and sits on top of this. We ask up front so neither of us wastes a call — if the number and the goal don’t line up, we’ll say so instead of pitching you.

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Rather just talk?

Call 516-666-7966 or email info@nochancemarketing.com and skip the form entirely. You’ll get the owner either way — there is no front desk and no sales team to get past.

Before you book

Straight Answers.

Who is a good fit for No Chance?

Home-service and local businesses — contractors, trades, outdoor living, paving, remodels — who already do good work and are mostly living off referrals. If the work is solid and nobody outside your existing network knows you exist, that's the gap we close.

We're a bad fit if you're looking for one-off video with no follow-through, or if you want somebody to promise a lead number before they've seen your market.

What services do you actually provide?

Content production, social media management, paid media on Meta and Google, web design and CRO, CRM and automation, and local SEO / Google LSA. Most clients start with content and social, then add paid and web once there's something worth putting budget behind.

How quickly can we start?

The strategy call happens within a few days of you reaching out. From there, onboarding and the first shoot day are scheduled around your job calendar. [CONFIRM TYPICAL TIME FROM SIGNED TO FIRST SHOOT]

What does onboarding involve?

A kickoff where we go through your services, margins, service area and the jobs you actually want more of; access to the accounts we'll be running; and a first shoot booked. We'd rather over-ask at the start than guess for three months.

How is success measured?

By the number that pays you: qualified inbound — calls, form fills, DMs from people who weren't referred. Reach and views are diagnostics, not the goal. We agree the primary metric on the call before any work starts, so nobody is grading their own homework later.

Is there a minimum commitment?

Three months minimum. That is not a lock-in tactic, it is how long the work actually takes to mean anything.

Month one is setup — getting on your job sites, building out what you already have, getting the accounts and the calendar right. Month two is the first real run of content going out consistently. Month three is where you start seeing what it does. Judging any of this on thirty days is judging it on noise.

How much does it cost?

Monthly retainers, scoped to shoot frequency, how competitive your market is, and which services you're running. We price it after the call rather than putting a number on a page that may have nothing to do with your situation. [CONFIRM PRICING TIERS OR STARTING RETAINER]

What do you need from me?

Access to your job schedule so shoot days can be booked around real work, access to your social and ad accounts, and a decision-maker who can reply inside a day or two. That's genuinely most of it — the point of this is that you keep working.